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"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"
"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."
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Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta
Q k
Q k
Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .
HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->
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Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;->
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To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
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G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki
GA
GAN
GAND
GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...
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Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.
Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.
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Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!
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KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWAR?
WHAT?
ho...don't think dirty...
its A ''CIGRETTE''
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25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...
School Bhej DiA . . . ;->
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Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,
G
GA
GAN
GAND
GANDH
GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->
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Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass
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Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..
Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->
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I'm very good in bed...
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I can sleep all day...
What Were U Thinking . . . ;->
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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room
And
Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .
&
Professor Says:
NOW OPEN YOUR
Books & Study. . . . ;->
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Last
nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i
wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put
my PYJAMAS?
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