Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn ...

Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???

Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->

Agar train kee patree par aag lag jaye to tum kya karo ghey?




Budhu agar aag lagti to kya sirf patree ko lagnee theee!

Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"
Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein bardi takat hoti hai.

(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don't wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.

iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee

Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,

pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye

Seven Phases Of Life


1) Studies


2) Games


3) Entertainment


4) Love


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7)



Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!

Professor- Would You Like To Marry

A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?

Student- It Depends On Who's Is Beautiful,

Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme

Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Apka Chehra Diknewala Nahi Mil

Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hai,

4 Bunglow Hai,

3 Farmhouse Hai,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai

Don't Love Reliance Girl

She Is A 2yrs Warrenty Girl

Don't Love Hutch Girl

She Follows U Where Ever You Go

So Love Only Landline Girl

She Will Be At Home.

'Happiest Man' Is One, Whose Daughter's

Photograph Is On Femina Cover,

Son On "India Today",

Girlfriend On "Ftv"

And WIFE On

Missing Column Of News Paper

Agar tumhari zindagi k aakhri pal reh ghaye hoon to tum kya karo ghey?

"mujh sey maafi mango ghey"!

Chalo mein tumhein kehta hoon k meinein tumhein maaf kiya ab..........

duniya k das bardey shaitan,

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Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row

Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.



Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u

Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.