ZardARI BaBOo & MusharaF SUndRI mE eK baAT TO coMMon Honay Ka?
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"AAYNAK"

yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,
kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,

"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai,
Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai

Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana

Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si

Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00

Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me

31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!

Jeeney Do

Musharaf

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay






Musharaf Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya

tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO MUSHARRAF

tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF

Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,


Roads,


Bridge,


Aeroplane,


Tarbela Dam,


And Finally,


General Pervaiz

In B.Com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai

Teacher Sends Complaint Note To
The Mother At Home Saying :

"Mrs Sultan Your Son Calls Himself Pervaiz Musharraf"

Mom Replies:

"Dear Teacher ,
Firstly My name Is MISS & Not Mrs Sultan,

Secondly If U Had
A Little Illegitimate Bastard ,

What Else Would U Call Him ... "

Ek Bache Ne ZARDARI Se Poocha :
AATA, CHEENI, CHAWAL Kesey Hotey Hyn ???

ZARDARI Ne Kaha: Beta WHITE Hotey Hyn !!!

Bacha: G Nahi Aaj Kal Sab BLACK Hotey Hyn ... ;->

General presidents Of Pakistan

Sikandar Mirza Died At The Age Of 65

Ayub Died At 65

Yahya Died At 65

Zia Died At 65

Musharraf Is Gonna B 65 In 2008


Hope For The Best ...

Pakistan Ek Aisa Mulk Hy

Jis K Logn Har Ghante K Baad Khush Hote Hyn



Pata Hy Kab


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"Jab Light Aati Hy" ;->

"Geo Musharraf"

A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..





AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF

Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .

Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

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Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA

Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..

Ab Aatay k Liye Line Banani Parti Hy
Aur
Har Line Mai 3,4 Pathan Zaroor Hotay Hain

< Jeenay Doo Musharaf >