Sardar Was Sleeping In His

Bed Room With His Wife











Why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.



Let Him Sleep With His Wife.

Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?

Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!

Tujhy Pata Nhe K



LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..

Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai

Kya Kar Raha Hai..


Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi

Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,


Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki

Pagri pehnta hai

Naam hai uska...

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)

Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.

How can you recongnize a Sardar in the scientists,


Oh its easy,"He will built a Generator that will use electricity to get started"

Sardar proposing a Girl,

terey baghair mein kissey din wee nayeen sutta, har raat khana nayee khada, tey hor iss toon wad kee dassan k ratee sutyan mein eena dinna wich kissey hor da naa wee nayee leya, bas tasveeran vekhda saan hun tey man ja k mein bas tera waan,(toon man ja baqi tey maniyan ee nein)

Sardar Went 2Temple,

Seein D People Puttin Coins In2d Box

Sardar Said,"

Wah!!Its Amazin..

People Talkin 2GOD Thro

Coin Phone Without Reciever!

Sardar's poetry for her lover.

"aam hai k aam ka achar hai
kuch b hai to mera pyar hai
aur mereee is request pe zara ghaur karna
kyunk propose kar raha tumhein sardar hai.

Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he "to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.

Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki
Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE...

Santa Se Puchha Ki-"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban'na Pasand Karoge?
Srdr-"A Cockroach"
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Santa:Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car

Banta:I Dont No Bt It Starts Wid"T"

S:Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai,

Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai

Jail Mai Srdar Ka Dost Us

Se Milne Ata Hai Or Us Puchta Hai

Tm Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai

K Tm Jail Me Ho Srdar:

Main Ne Bank Luta

Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.